apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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