I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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