dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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