the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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