OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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