Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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