Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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