Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Still dying that you shit outside
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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