You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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