so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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