If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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