Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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