that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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