she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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