And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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