There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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