think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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