i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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