My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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