He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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