Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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