Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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