She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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