Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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