Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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