Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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