Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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