do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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