My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I just found a bag of teeth...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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