How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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