remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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