Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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