Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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