Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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