I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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