"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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