so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Your cock deserves a montage
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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