how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
