Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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