Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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