So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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