ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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