I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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