I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
and i looked up. we had an audience...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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