Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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