Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Holy shit dude........stairs
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