he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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