Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She said her name was "party"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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