Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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