dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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