it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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