So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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